Characters: Jack Frost and Elsa
Movies: Rise of the Guardians and Frozen
This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
Image Caption: "A Frenchwoman, Jeanne de Clisson, became a pirate in the 1300’s to revenge her husbands death, who was beheaded for treason. She sold her family’s land to buy 3 ships and painted them black with red sails. for the next 13 years, she went on a pirating binge, targeting King Philip VI’s ships and personally beheaded the French Noblemen she captured with an axe.”
Another day, another kick ass woman from history who is sadly lacking her own movie franchise.
but nah, women never did anything interesting or exciting in the Old Days